[Hot-Blooded Football] + [Slap in the Face, Little Days, etc.] + [Ancient and Modern] + [Hilarious] + [Old Ancestor Kung Fu Cuju] + [Vicious Tongue Male Protagonist] + [No Harem] + [Refreshing Article]
"Referee! His 'Yan Returns to Nest' stopped the ball for a foul!"
"It's not written in the rules that it can't be parked on the shoulder."
"Then he must have committed a foul by 'turning things around'!"
"... FIFA just called and asked if the rules could be renamed "Wang Qisou Cuju Law"."
My name is Wang Qisou, the king of Cuju in the Northern Song Dynasty.
On the first day he traveled through modern times, he was regarded as a liar by the national football coach.
Until the World Cup final, I used a "free shot" stunt to stop the ball above the opponent's goalkeeper.
The whole internet is buzzing: What the hell is this football?
I laughed: No, this is what my ancestors played with.
