In this world overrun by monsters and demons, where evil gods wreak havoc, only Daxia can barely maintain order within its borders. Humanity is on the brink of collapse everywhere else.
You either join the monsters and become half-demon, or become a follower of an evil god and turn into something barely human. The whole world is nothing but chaos!
But ever since Zhang Xiao arrived, the balance of power has shifted!
I am the sixty-eighth-generation Celestial Master of the Celestial Masters' Mansion on Mount Longhu, the leader of the Daoist sect!
My surname is Zhang, my given name is Xiao. Zhang as in Zhang, Xiao as in arrogant!
Wearing sunglasses with a cigarette between his lips, Zhang Xiao shattered the domain of monsters, demons, and evil gods with one stomp. His hands in his pockets, he sauntered in with a swagger and said:
“Damn it! Your big daddy's here, so why aren't you out on your knees to welcome me? Why'd you shut the door?”
“Time to pay your protection money, my dear boys!”
“Kehehehe...”
What? You want to know why I'm so arrogant?
Then I can only tell you this:
If you could wear a purple-and-gold ceremonial robe like mine, wear a Jade Purity golden lotus crown, hold the Qingping Sword in your left hand and the World-Destroying Thunder Punishment in your right, stand atop the Zhuxian Sword Formation... with a million underlings behind you, you'd be even more arrogant than me!
What? You say the monsters, demons, and evil gods are already so pitiful, so why not let them off the hook?
Without even turning around, Zhang Xiao sent a thunderbolt crashing down. The monster who had just spoken vanished from the world!
“Move out! We're going to subdue demons, exterminate monsters, capture ghosts, and destroy evil gods!”
The million cultivators behind him roared in unison: “We respectfully obey the Celestial Master's decree!”
In fact, I just watch it again and again and then watch it in class.