You Promised Us a Water Park, but the Flood-Control Dungeon Has Everyone Losing It

Luo An released Summer Water Party, with a promotional poster featuring sunny beaches and surfboards.

The streamer Water Bro wore swim trunks and VR goggles, shouting excitedly, “Brothers, I’m taking you to the beach to see bikini babes!”

But when he entered the game, all he found was a muddy, roaring river, torrential rain, and a heavy life vest on his body, which was actually a sandbag.

“Where are the babes? Where’s the sunshine? What the hell, is this the Jingjiang Levee in 1998?!”

There was only one mission: Hold the line.

When a piping breach appeared, the truck they tossed in was swept away, and the tree they threw in was carried off by the current. The company commander roared, “Party members, get in first! Everyone else, follow!”

Water Bro watched the eighteen- and nineteen-year-old soldiers jump into the raging current one after another, linking arms to form a human wall.

He didn’t want to jump, but when he looked at the thousands of lights behind him, he swore, grabbed a sandbag, and leaped in.

“Now this is what I call a water park for real men!”