In 2003, the NBA was still a arena of giants, with iron-blooded defense and muscle collision being the main theme. Until Zhou Jian parachuted into New York with the (sign-in system). In this league that values rationality and efficiency, he is an anomaly. The coach roared: "Who told you to play the crotch dribble during fast break? Can't you just lay up?!" Zhou Jian shrugged: "No, I feel uncomfortable without the crotch." In order to obtain the attribute points rewarded by the system, he must turn the NBA arena into Rucker Park: Facing Artest, he used the "disappearing dribble" to make the tough guy do the splits on the spot; facing Kobe, he used the "man-ball pass" to pay tribute to the classics and provoke crazy provocations; Facing Duncan, he used three consecutive changes of direction from behind to shake the stone Buddha out of his expression bag. The media exclaimed that he was a cancer, and his opponents cursed him as a clown, but he stepped on the broken ankles on the ground and climbed to the throne step by step. The moment he lifted the O'Brien Trophy, the whole world was asking: "Can you stop showing off? Our ankles are really not enough!"
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