[Shady Zoo Director] + [Animals from Myriad Worlds] + [System] + [Transmigration]
Hey, everyone! Once you visit Yangdong Zoo, you'll be hooked!
Sure, it used to be a bankrupt zoo, and sure, the director's a greedy crook. Sure, you have to sign a waiver acknowledging the risk of death and bring diapers, but I still want to go!
The dinosaurs are real! They chase after your car, smear drool all over the windows, and have breath so foul it can knock you out!
The director's a crook! Diapers cost five hundred, the pee car costs two thousand, pants are eight hundred, and they even charge a cleaning fee if you throw up in the car!
But the experience is incredible!
You can watch a Tyrannosaurus flick its tail up close, hear divine beasts roar, and feel the overwhelming presence of prehistoric giants. It's a hundred times more thrilling than a haunted house!
Even crazier, when my friend tried to shoot a video for Douyin, every animal in it disappeared. The director said it was “automatic VR effects filtering,” but something about it didn't feel right...
Later, I learned that the creatures in this zoo aren't VR at all!
The director can transmigrate to other worlds and capture creatures, from Cretaceous Tyrannosaurs to divine beasts from Journey to the West. Not one of them is ordinary!
Now Yangdong Zoo is famous all over the internet, and you have to fight for a spot just to get in!
Someone asked, “If it's such a rip-off, why go?”
Because it's thrilling! Because you get to see real creatures from other worlds!
Warning:
If you have a weak heart, don't come. One dinosaur roar could give you a heart attack;
Don't try to save money. You have to buy the diapers and pants, or you'll die of embarrassment;
Trust the director. He's shady, but he'll probably get you out alive.
All right, enough talk. I'm off to grab a spot in the next batch of visitors! Anyone coming with me? See you at Yangdong Zoo!
This book is very fast paced! How fast is it? When I close my eyes and open them again, I travel through time, and when I open my eyes again, I travel back in time. It's so outrageous! And it's quite imaginative. You have to prepare diapers when you enter the zoo. I'm really afraid that you will wet your pants. Do you think this is a big deal? I listened to several chapters in one breath. Although the description is a bit stiff, it is full of ideas and smooth overall. It is worth reading!