[Unhinged antics, a cast of villains, a money-making System, marriage before love]
From the start, she’s forced to marry a man in a vegetative state to bring him good luck, and she even has to perform the wedding ceremony with a rooster?
Xie Miaomiao says: “Do you think I’d put up with that?”
She grabs the rooster by the neck. “Since my husband is a chicken, I’ll stew up a pot of ‘Farewell My Concubine’ tonight to entertain everyone!”
Bound to the [Ultimate Unhinged System], she can cash out ten thousand taels of silver just by doing something outrageous!
And so, the Prince Duan’s manor is turned upside down:
Her mother-in-law lays down the rules and makes her kneel? She lies flat and takes a nap right at the entrance, even starting to snore!
The bridal chamber candles are too dim to count money by? She sets her husband’s treasured collection of priceless, one-of-a-kind paintings alight and uses them as torches!
A green tea rival comes to provoke her? She turns around and sells her off to her own “Hunk Auction House”!
While dancing beside her vegetative husband’s bed, Xie Miaomiao happily counts her money. “I’m rich and beautiful, and I don’t even have to do my wifely duties. This isn’t being a widow in all but name, it’s early retirement!”
Then one day, Pei Ji, the heir she’s been treating like a mere “decoration,” finally can’t take it anymore and sits up in bed, his face dark.
He grits his teeth, but there’s a fond look in his eyes. “My love, now that the paintings are all burned, shall I set myself on fire to entertain you too?”
It looks really good. I recommend it.