In the 25th century, the all-powerful agent Xiao Jiuan passed through the book. He started in the pig pen and was pushed into the trough by the best grandma?
Xiao Jiuan smiled, inserted his grandma's green onion upside down into the pig manure with his backhand, and fed the whole family to drink "Truth Water".
Grandpa revealed the shocking melon: Dad picked it up, mother lied to it, she used it to ward off disasters!
In this case, this relationship must be broken off! But this is a loss we cannot take!
Xiao Jiuan emptied the whole family overnight, not even leaving any rice in the mouse hole for them.
On the road of exile, while others were chewing tree bark, she ate self-heating hot pot; while others walked barefoot, she drove cross-country (carriage leather).
She accidentally picked up a half-dead, beautiful man. She originally wanted to be a bodyguard, but she didn't know that this man was not only delicate and soft, but he also always loved to crawl into her bed.
"Madam, the skin on my hand is broken. I need to breathe."
Xiao Jiuan said with a cold face: "Get out."
Until one day, when the enemy troops were approaching, the coquettish man held a knife in one hand and slaughtered a million divisions. He turned around and begged for praise with red eyes:
"Jiu'an, Jiangshan has been defeated. Can you sleep in your room tonight?"
Very nice, thank you to the author