Honkai: Star Rail: Starting with the Throne of Finality, I Strike Back and Take…

How many steps does it take to socially ruin a cold, aloof genius like Herta?

Step one: Swap out her custom-made Gapo for sickeningly sweet milk candy water and make her lose her composure in public!

Step two: When she gets furious and tries to grab me, pull out a fake bomb and threaten to turn the entire space station into one huge fireworks display, scaring her into backing down!

Step three: In front of the newly arrived Astral Express Crew, use an [Aha Swap Sticker] to make every one of her puppets across the station wear a sleazy, goofy grin and start doing broadcast exercises!

“Lin, Le!” Herta’s real body lets out a pig-like shriek from the monitoring room.

Asta covers her face and completely breaks down, while the entire Astral Express Crew stands there dumbfounded.

And me? Meeting everyone’s complicated stares, I walk up to Welt Yang. “That was quite the grand welcome. So, can I come aboard now?”