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I, a disciple of Lingshan Buddha, rely on emo to cultivate immortality.
The more fierce the tears, the stronger the cultivation level.
Until I picked up a monkey that had been locked up for five hundred years in the Jingxin Cave.
He said his name was Sun Wukong and he once caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
I said, "What a coincidence, I was just about to lift the Lingshan Mountain."
"Cooperation?"
"Get up!"
Later——
I became the number one "love sage" in the three realms, and he was the carefree "Sage of Heart Ape".
The Buddha looked at the empty meditation cave and was so angry that the paint on his golden body fell off:
"Who abducted me after fighting as if I were victorious?!"
[The love between the two male protagonists is pure brotherhood, the whole process is high-energy, and it's just a blast!