Reborn in America, Harvesting the World's Wealth

Gao Xiaolong, a third-rate writer of stories about eggplants, suddenly dies in the middle of the night and is reborn in America. The bad news is that he's an illegal immigrant, and during a sweep by U.S. immigration authorities targeting illegal immigrants, he's beaten to death. As it happens, Gao Xiaolong is reborn in his body.

After being reborn, Gao Xiaolong sees that he's an illegal immigrant and thinks about how miserable both his lives have been. He resolves to stop being a good person. He's going to rise from adversity. Sorry, America, I'm here! Get ready to suffer!