On the eve of the "ban on marriage" taking effect, I suddenly became a hot commodity.
The aloof boss slapped the black card in my face: "Sign it and you will become the richest wife."
The Zhuma Xueba took off his glasses: "Don't believe him, my will has already written your name."
A popular star knelt down on one knee during the live broadcast: "Baby, the official announcement copy has been edited!"
Even my sworn enemies blocked the door of my house, gnashing their teeth: "Choose between them or me, it's up to you!"
I silently took out my mobile phone: "Hey, Civil Affairs Bureau? Can the self-service wedding machine... Can insert four ID cards at one time?"
