I Can Transmigrate Between Two Worlds, So Why Work Like a Corporate Drone?

You were just a handsome, poor loser, but your wife thought you were too ugly. She divorced you and left in a Bentley with some greasy middle-aged guy! Unable to take it, you went out drinking, only for a scruffy old man to tap your forehead. Then the old man suddenly vanished, and so did you. When you woke up, you discovered you could travel between two worlds. A wild thousand-year-old ginseng? One Sacred Flame is enough to trade for it. What do you mean, what's a Sacred Flame? A lighter, of course! All kinds of gemstones? Give him a bag of immortal grain! What? Why is the immortal grain packed in a box? Do cigarettes come in bags instead of boxes?

Beautiful women? Who cares about your ex-wife? You've got one on each arm now. Jealous yet?

“What! There's a cultivation manual here? Old man, wait up. Let me give you a kiss before you go!”