The Joyous Union Sect Tops the Financial Charts: Fairies Throw Themselves at Me and Pay Me, Too

(Commercial cultivation, institutional reform, cultural export)

I transmigrated as the Holy Son of the Hehuan Sect, and I was stunned.

In my previous life, I was a publicly listed company's CEO who worked myself to death. Now I'm supposed to practice dual cultivation every day?

Looking at the sect's chaotic account books, I put together a PowerPoint overnight.

At the sect assembly, I presented the Hehuan Sect's Five-Year Business Transformation Plan.

"Starting today, dual cultivation is being upgraded to premium healing services, with clear, upfront pricing."

"We'll use seductive arts to form idol groups, and make movies with illusion arts..."

The righteous sects called me a heretic?

I slapped down an acquisition agreement. "Your sect leader signed the merger contract just last night."

Later on...

The righteous sect's Saintess begged to be our spokesperson, and Buddhist vajra warriors secretly bought our records.

The System nags me about KPIs every day.

I pointed at the Heavenly Dao rankings:

"If I boost the cultivation world's GDP tenfold, will that be enough to get us listed?"