The moment the museum exploded, I thought I was dead.
Open your eyes, Japan's Warring States Period in 1494. The shrine maiden cried and asked me if I was a god.
I laughed: God? No, I'm here to grow potatoes.
The system pops up: [Conquer the beauty of the Warring States Period and make her pregnant, and you will be rewarded with the penicillin formula!
I:? ? ?
Later, Oda Nobunaga became my younger brother, Tokugawa Ieyasu raised dogs for me, Uesugi Kenshin was conquered by me, and the whole of Japan became my territory!
But this is just the beginning.
At Baijiangkou, I helped Tang Dynasty burn 40,000 Japanese soldiers into grilled fish, forcing Japan to dare not venture westwards for thousands of years.
During the Yuan-Japanese War, I made the kamikaze a joke and planted the flag of the Yuan Dynasty on the Japanese archipelago.
In Wanli Korea, I penetrated Shen Weijing and crushed Toyotomi Hideyoshi's ambitions on the negotiating table.
During the Anti-Japanese War, I crawled out of the pool of blood in Nanyuan, fought my way through the massacre in Nanjing, and took Xu Zhongyi north to Changbai Mountain.
Eight hundred years, six wars, four dynasties, one goal.
Anyone who offends China will be punished no matter how far away they are.
Not even across time and space.
