On My First Day of Retirement, I Unleashed a Gatling Gun in the Great Song

[Goofy humor] [Historical fantasy] [Elderly heroes with a twist] [Absurd power fantasy] [System]

Retired old-timer Zhou Jianjun transmigrates to the Northern Song Dynasty, only to discover that the job of defending the border has fallen to him and a bunch of senior citizens!

Liao soldiers come to steal the grain? A Garand with an eight-round clip will teach them how to move!

A thousand elite troops attack the city? The Maxim gun lays down a wall of fire, while the hand-cranked Gatling gun spins like crazy!

Don’t ask how the old men and women can carry heavy weapons. With the System’s buffs, cranking a Gatling gun is easier than waving a palm fan!

They eat grapes while fighting the Liao, and bombard enemy camps while doing square dancing. On the Song border, the old folks are in charge!