Qingyao, the Salted Fish Immortal, failed to survive the tribulation and was forced to bind a rigid and cute system, embarking on the road of "hurting scum and traveling quickly".
However——
Turn on the mecha? She first set up the altar and performed the ritual.
Be a school beauty? He pushed the school bully against the wall with his backhand.
Dressed as a zombie king? She leads zombie farming and infrastructure construction, determined to establish a "harmonious zombie civilization."
System 007 went from collapse to failure: "Host, the plot is not like this!"
Qingyao said lazily: "I'm so tired from fighting and killing. I just want to lie down."
But in every world, there is always a difficult guy staring at her——
The Imperial Marshal, the irritable school bully, the headache tyrant, the anorexic CEO...
They appear to be cold villains, but in reality they act abnormally when they see her: "Have we met before somewhere?"
Until one day, the youngest son of the Immortal Emperor, who had regained his memory, cornered her in a corner:
"It's been ten thousand years, this time it's me who will accompany you."
System 007 (has evolved into a little expert at making complaints): "Host, what you are fishing for is not a fish, but a thousand-year infatuation!"
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This is a hilarious daily story of a salted fish immortal with a silly and cute system, using his immortal thinking to crush all the worlds, and at the same time being chased by the infatuated villain (×) and the future Taoist companion (√).