You've Got to Be Kidding! The Empress Is Gravely Ill, and You Want Me to Join Her in Death?

Transmigrating into the body of a foolish emperor, he opens his eyes to find an imperial edict ordering his burial sacrifice? Qin Che, an overworked office drone, falls into an alternate dynasty where everyone has gone “mad.” The Empress, gravely ill, cries, “It'll be tragic enough only if His Majesty joins me in death!” The Imperial Consort uses pulley systems to create “heaven-sent auspicious signs.” Before rebelling, the chancellor insists on writing his plan in parallel prose... Wherever he looks, there's not a single normal person in the Great Yin Dynasty. As the only clearheaded person, he finds himself in a top-tier battle of theatrical scheming. Qin Che sets aside his morals and picks up the director's megaphone: You want a show? I'll give you a show! He uses “performance reviews” to reform the court, “economic principles” to fool the demonic cult, and “public health guidelines” to fight witchcraft and curses. He dresses science up as mysticism and disguises logic as divine revelation, carving a path for common sense through a deranged age. Then the flames of war erupt, and the enemy nation's god of war charges in with a script of his own... Qin Che quietly unfolds a map of the world. “All right. It's my turn to explain to this world what ‘dimensional superiority’ means.” I am the rule, and I deal with anyone who refuses to obey. Absurd court × martial-world demonic cult × hard-core warfare See how modern thinking rebuilds order and civilization in a world gone mad.