Everyone laughed at me for being crazy, until the prime minister became incontinent in public.
On the day I became a historian, I wrote in the Jinluan Palace: "The prime minister disappeared after three moments."
The general scoffed at my sorcery, and I wrote that he "will have his ribs kicked off by his beloved horse tomorrow" - and the next day the whole camp was wailing.
Three hundred thousand enemy troops were pressing down on the border, and everyone in the court was afraid.
I opened the history book and wrote only eight characters: "Plague in the enemy camp and diarrhea in the war horses."
Three days later, good news came - the enemy had severe diarrhea and withdrew their troops.
From then on, my pen became a nightmare.
Write "There are many beauties in the south of the Yangtze River", and three years later there are so many beauties in the south of the Yangtze River.
It is written that "the divine horse is born in the Western Regions", and the horse has evolved to the point where it dislikes the poor riding skills of humans.
He wrote "There are fairy mountains overseas", and the Dragon King came to the door and cursed at him due to insomnia.
All the officials knelt down and begged: "Master Su, can you write something good?"
I pick up my pen and dip it in ink:
"After three months, the spiritual energy will revive."
"In five years, the demon from outside the territory will come."
"This dynasty's national destiny will only last a hundred years."
Manchao went crazy.
The prime minister stayed up late to cultivate himself, the general practiced qi and vomited blood, and the emperor hugged my thigh and cried: "I give you the throne, can you put down the pen?"
Later, we really soared.
Until the arrival of the Star Sea Fleet, the alien monk looked at my "World Chronicle" and fell into a sluggish state:
"Why does your history... Look like a modern one?"
I closed the history book and smiled slightly:
"Correction."
"It's not like."
"I just made it up."
"Now, it's your turn to give history -"
"I also made up a new ending."
