Transmigrated into a fantasy urban world as a good-for-nothing young master, Lin Zhou just wants to lie flat, live off his parents, and wait to die.
Who knew he was a System magnet? Systems from all over the world bypass geniuses and cry out to bind themselves to him!
Other people's System tasks: break through to the Golden Core Realm in three years, earn a hundred million, or become the best in the world at every exam.
Lin Zhou's System tasks: get up and eat breakfast, take a ten-minute walk, or watch one episode of a show.
And the rewards are doubled! Marrow-Cleansing Pills pile up like mountains, his cultivation rises while he sleeps, and trillions in assets appear in his account automatically.
The Hosts who were supposed to get those Systems are furious enough to spit blood. In the end, they all come running to cling to him: "Boss! Please let us share some of your System's overflow benefits!"
Lin Zhou sprawls on the sofa, munching on potato chips. "Quiet down. You're ruining my easy win."
Later, when extraterrestrial demons invade, the whole world begs Lin Zhou to step in.
He yawns. "Fine. Let me sleep for twelve hours, and I'll wipe them out when I wake up."
