[Mind reading for the whole family + Imaginary Seventies + Hilarious eating melons + Group pets pretending to be pigs and eating tigers + Sci-fi dimensionality reduction attack]
Lu Youyou was reborn in the 1970s and became a three-and-a-half-year-old girl with high fever and on the verge of death.
Starting hell mode? The evil nanny steals life-saving money to buy meat, and Green Tea pretends to be a daughter in an attempt to occupy the magpie's nest!
Yoyo, who is bound to the "eat melons and lie down to win system", can only type frantically in her heart:
Grandpa! The nanny is using your pension to make a fortune!
[Big Brother's legs can obviously be connected, but the rotten flesh in the plaster will make you really crippled!
[Second brother, don't drink! The tea your first love girlfriend took out was bigger than yours, and the tea contained oleander poison!
I originally thought that I was a melon-eating cub who could only be helpless and furious in my heart, but unexpectedly my painting style suddenly changed——
The chief grandfather drew his gun and angrily kicked the nanny, and the disabled and unlucky brothers instantly went on a rampage and counterattack mode!
It turns out that the whole family can hear her voice! In order to protect this golden nugget, all members of the Lu family transformed into Oscar-winning actors and cooperated with Youyou in her crazy "pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger".
Cousin Bailian uses the system to steal luck? Youyou opened her mouth and swallowed it whole: "Bah, this broken system actually tastes like chives!"
My mother was forced to remarry a Middle Eastern prince? The whole family put on the skin of Shenhao and staged a cross-border marriage robbery at an altitude of 10,000 meters!
From tearing the best with your hands and fighting green tea with your wits, to squeezing a heavy-duty mecha with your hands, using Quantum Pac-Man to devour space-based laser cannons, and finally, Yoyo even summoned millions of Great Qin heroes to build the "Nantianmen" interstellar fortress in space!
Years later, standing on the top of the universe, Yoyo gnawed on a melon and sighed: I obviously just wanted to be a quiet melon-eating waste, so why did I accidentally lead my whole family to kill the whole universe?
Reader comments
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The super invincible giant looks great, and the super invincible giant is reversed.
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Yoyo God complained, my eldest brother and grandpa are good at acting
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