Ridiculous Cultivation: Ge Erdan Roasts His Way Through the Heavens

Name: Ridiculous Cultivation: Ge Erdan Roasts His Way Through the Heavens
Author: The Old Cooling Pro

沙雕修真：葛二蛋靠怼人修遍诸天

by The Old Cooling Pro (制冷老炮)

Status: Completed
Length: 313k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Ge Erdan is a country bumpkin who unexpectedly binds himself to the People-Roasting Cultivation System.

Roast someone and level up, crack wise and win fabulous prizes, land a face-slapping comeback and break through!

While others spend a hundred years in arduous cultivation, he can roast someone once and jump straight to Nascent Soul!

While others seek immortality, he masters every magic artifact and roasts every big shot, all the way from Qingxu Sect to the Celestial Court!

Elder: Stop roasting people, I just broke through!

Jade Emperor: Roast me again and I'll make you a Dao Ancestor on the spot!

Ge Erdan: Cut the nonsense. Pay me for repairs first!

Hilarious from start to finish, with nonstop thrills. From the mortal realm to primordial chaos, I, Ge Erdan, will talk my way into becoming a Dao Ancestor!

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