In the beginning of exile, my fiancé, the prince, and my cousin teamed up to backstab me and wanted me to die in Ninggu Pagoda.
They all said I was crazy, and yes I was.
[The first crazy thing: slap in the face in public]
The eunuch announced the order to show off his power, and I flicked a chestnut with my backhand into the swill bucket of my cousin who came to show off.
Listening to her scream, I laughed so hard: "Don't worry, sister, the revenge drama has just begun."
Everyone gasped: "This woman doesn't want her life!"
[Second Crazy: Taming the Vicious Dog]
On the way to exile, an official wanted to take action, so I said calmly: "If there are flies, my son will use his hands, and my daughter will kidnap his horse."
From then on, official duties became servants, prison cars became RVs, and the exile road became a royal parade for me.
The officials were about to cry but had no tears left: "Auntie, please come to Ninggu Pagoda quickly!"
[Third Crazy: Building a City in the Desert]
When I arrived at Ninggu Pagoda, where there was no shit, everyone was waiting to see me die.
I opened my arms, and overnight, the desert turned into an oasis, wooden houses rose from the ground, and smoke curled up.
Guard Wu Zhen: "I must not have woken up. Is this a damn god descending to earth?!"
Later, I emptied the treasury, built an iron cavalry, and trampled the Dog Emperor under my feet.
He asked in horror: "Who are you?"
I threw the imperial edict of confiscation of the house in his face, and smiled cruelly and joyfully: "An evil ghost who was driven crazy by you and came to collect debts!"
It's not clear who the child belongs to.