Full staff Dihua + hard core black technology + historical group portraits + hilarious
Chen Fan inherited a mental hospital in the mountains and was bound to the system. As long as the patients recovered, they would be rewarded. Unexpectedly, the patients admitted to the hospital are more and more outrageous:
The uncle in bed No. 001 Calls himself Qin Shihuang and is clamoring to build the Great Wall. Chen Fan: "What are you building the Great Wall for? Come, let me round this piece of highly enriched uranium in your hand. If it is not round, you are not allowed to eat!" Ying Zheng: "This is the ancient divine iron. What I am polishing is not iron, but the heart of my emperor's sword!"
The old man in bed No. 002 Calls himself Confucius and says he wants to convince people with virtue. Chen Fan: "Okay, memorize this "Fundamentals of Nuclear Physics". This is the 'virtue' (physics) you want."
Li Shimin, who lives in bed No. 003, Calls for all nations to come to court every day. Chen Fan: "Assemble this 'Dongfeng Express' seeker and hit it wherever you point it. Isn't this the coming of Wanbang?"
Just when Chen Fan thought he had managed these lunatics into submission, the outside world was in chaos. Archaeologists unearthed a miniature nuclear reactor in the Qin Mausoleum; historians discovered that the Tang Dynasty's prints reached the moon...
Until that day, the emperors wore dragon robes and drove an aircraft carrier formation to pick up Chen Fan from the hospital. Chen Fan was stunned: "You... Are not mentally ill?!"