The treacherous emperor feared that the Yan family’s achievements had become so great they might overshadow the throne. He ordered their home confiscated and the entire clan exiled to the desolate “Ghostlands,” where not a blade of grass grew, to await their deaths.
Yan Xiaolu had only just arrived in this world when she saw her relatives wailing and the officials leering at them. Without a word, she pulled out her [Interstellar Logistics Stockpiling Supermarket].
Not enough food or clothes? The supermarket has billions of supplies, take whatever you want!
A perilous journey? High-tech weapons will teach them a lesson!
Most outrageous of all, she discovered that every last one of her relatives seemed to have something seriously wrong with them:
Her father (a money-grubbing pixiu): Before the confiscation, he even pried up the floor tiles. “Even a mosquito’s leg is meat. Leave it behind and you’re throwing money away!”
Her mother (the queen of trash talk): She performed a one-woman comedy routine on the battlefield. “Once I open my mouth, the enemy commander will cough up three pints of blood!”
Her eldest brother (a human-shaped beast): Even passing wild boars got slapped twice. “Got a problem? Then I’ll put you down the old-fashioned way.”
Her little brother (a sweet dumpling with a sesame filling): He smiled as he offered you poisonous mushrooms. “Sister, this person’s eyesight is poor. I’ll help him fix it.”
From the capital to the wilderness, this family left nothing behind: wherever geese flew, they plucked them bare; wherever beasts went, they left only their skins.
A bandit stronghold? That was a Yan family transit warehouse!
A corrupt official’s residence? That was the Yan family’s ATM!
The dreaded Ghostlands? That was the Yan family’s backyard paradise!
[Ending]
Years later, with an army of three hundred thousand at the gates, the treacherous emperor watched the Yan family eating hot pot and singing on the city wall, then broke down sobbing:
“Who’s the villain here, anyway?!”
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This book is very beautiful, the concept is also very good, and the ending is perfect. I want to give the author a thumbs up and a five-star review.
Beautiful; super beautiful! There is no doubt that all family members are human beings! No more intimidating feeling like before! Great, highly recommended
I really like this kind of neat and crisp book. I don't feel cowardly or angry, and I just do what I say. Unfortunately, it's too short. I'm looking forward to the next work.
It's quite good-looking. Although the heroine's family is extremely good, they are united as one. If it were not for the heroine's golden finger on the road of exile, they would probably not be able to survive in the wilderness. The author writes about the cruelty and desolation of the ancient wilderness, allowing readers to be immersed in it.
It looks good, the heroine is very strong, and the family is very interesting. It is worth recommending. Five-star praise. Five-star praise. Five-star praise.
This is the only book I've read that's most exciting to me. It's so exciting.
It's great, I hope the author will publish another one.
Fun, this one is too dark
Super good-looking, super good-looking, very enjoyable
This book is very nice, the characters are very vivid, and yes, quite funny.