Following my roommate, I bought a scratch-off ticket for two yuan.
When others scratch it off, it means "Thank you for your patronage", but when I scratch it off, it says -
[Ding! Bind the "Everything Scratch-Off" system!
Scratch-off game has a chance of winning the industry!
[The novice gift pack is being settled... Congratulations to the host for taking ownership of [Mixue Bingcheng No. 007 Store]!
From then on, winning the lottery was insulated from me, and winning money became my daily routine!
The one who scraped two yuan won a popular shop in a street!
The person who scraped five dollars won a company with a hundred people!
The one who scraped fifty yuan won a company that had just gone public and was worth hundreds of millions!
Ex-girlfriend: "Did you win the lottery? How much did you win? Five hundred thousand?"
Me (silently putting away the [Wanda Plaza] real estate certificate I just scratched out): "Not much, just a few hundred million."
While the whole world was reveling in the excitement of winning hundreds of millions, I looked at the fortune I had made and smiled calmly!
Not bad, let's watch and play
Not bad, let's see what happens next