[Cheerful, sunny vampire x reserved, seductive fox spirit]
[The Silly Retirement Diary of a Two-Thousand-Year-Old Vampire]
Vampire Dilan slept for fifty years, until someone pried open her coffin.
At last, she found the person who had once provided for her, only to discover that the young man had become a white-haired old man. Before Dilan could even start cursing, his grandchildren had crowded around her.
“Can you fly?”
“That's Sun Wukong.”
“What about walking through walls?”
“That's Harry Potter.”
Dilan: After living for two thousand years, this is the first time I've felt undereducated.
Dilan settled in to enjoy her retirement. Modern society wasn't so bad after all.
That is, until the provider's youngest son hurried back after hearing the news.
The moment the door opened, she stared in shock at his handsome, aloof face.
Five hundred years ago, she had closed that man's eyes with her own hands.
Now he was standing before her again.
Dilan: ...Oh, hell.
