Dating Show: I Make Bai Lu Cry from the Start, and the Whole Internet Ships Us

Reborn, only to be bundled off by his celebrity nemesis, Yang Mi, to a wilderness dating show?

And he has to pair up with top-tier star Bai Lu?!

Jiang Yuanfeng is at a loss. Thanks for asking, I'm on a deserted island and just want to slack off. What's survival? What's romance?

So while the other male contestants shower their partners with flowers and gifts, Jiang Yuanfeng makes his partner, Bai Lu, cry like a flower drenched in rain right from the start.

But then everything takes a turn!

While contestants from the other teams are reduced to chewing tree bark, Jiang Yuanfeng serves up a sizzling whole roast lamb on a homemade grill!

While the other actresses grow gaunt with hunger, Bai Lu gets fed until her cheeks are rosy, and even... gains ten pounds?

Bai Lu wipes away her tears, looking aggrieved. "Waaah, Jiang Yuanfeng, you're picking on me again! Hic... Wait, this charcoal-grilled lobster is delicious! I can eat another bite!"

The whole internet goes wild shipping them!

"They said this was wilderness survival, but it's obviously a straight-laced caretaker and his crybaby sweetheart!"

"Forget surviving. Please get married right now! I'll bring the marriage bureau to you!"