Xiuzhen Kindergarten First Class

Zhao Tiezhu, a modern social animal, was struck by lightning and traveled through time. When he opened his eyes, he became a "transfer student" to the top class of a kindergarten in the world of cultivation. He was also bound to a "strongest cuteness system" that forced him to become the principal - want to upgrade? First, coax these naughty kids who can overturn the fairy world! The cultivators here have a unique painting style: The Demon Lord is an orange cat who has to suck a cat 100 times a day before he can turn into a human. He always shouts "Where is the dried fish flavored spirit stone" when he opens his mouth; The sword fairy is obsessed with studying "which BGM is the coolest to play when wielding a sword", and he has to perform a kindergarten broadcast gymnastics before fighting; Even the unlucky ones who fail to overcome the tribulation will be forced to be reincarnated into moving emoticons, which will be played repeatedly on the fairyland social platform. In order to collect the 100,000 cute points required by the system, Zhao Tiezhu was forced to open a preschool. The students ranged from sword spirit lolita to barrage female ghosts, and all of them were untouchable masters. What's even more outrageous is that the energy crisis in the cultivation world must be saved by takeaways, and the fight against alien cultivators must rely on live streaming of rockets. Even the ultimate boss, the "Failing Dragon", must be sealed with the "Five-Year and Three-Year College Entrance Examination Simulation"... "Director, the Demonic Lord once again mistook the fairy grass from the Spiritual Plant Garden for cat grass!" "Director, the sword fairy Yu Jian flew into the women's restroom!" Zhao Tiezhu grasped the stainless steel rice spoon (currently the most powerful magic weapon), looked at these "flowers of the motherland" that could overturn the fairy world, and fell into deep thought: How about giving them ten sets of winter vacation homework first? This is a sand sculpture cultivation story of "breaking forbidden magic with square dancing, defeating monsters with the sound waves of children's songs, and finally saving the world with the help of a kindergarten class" - after all, in these three realms, those who can control naughty children are the real top ones!