Modern office drone Zhao Tiezhu is struck by lightning and transmigrates. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself a new transfer student in the senior class of a kindergarten in the cultivation world, and he's bound to the "Strongest Cuteness System," which forces him to become the kindergarten director. Want to level up? First, soothe these little brats who could overturn the immortal realm!
The cultivators here have some very strange quirks:
The Demon Venerable is an orange cat who has to get exactly 100 pets a day before he can turn human, and whenever he opens his mouth, he asks, "Where are the fish-flavored spirit stones?"
The Sword Immortal is obsessed with researching "which BGM is the coolest to play while flying on a sword," and has to do a kindergarten morning exercise routine before every fight.
Even unlucky souls who fail their tribulations are forced to reincarnate as animated memes, played on an endless loop across the immortal realm's social media.
To collect the 100,000 cuteness points demanded by the System, Zhao Tiezhu is forced to open a preschool. His students range from loli sword spirits to ghost girls who send messages across the screen, and every one of them is someone he can't afford to offend. What's more absurd is that food delivery has to solve the cultivation world's energy crisis, fighting extraterrestrial cultivators requires viewers to send virtual rockets during livestreams, and even the ultimate boss, the "Failed-Exam Dragon," has to be sealed with Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Mock Tests...
"Director, the Demon Venerable is chewing on the spirit herbs in the garden like cat grass again!"
"Director, the Sword Immortal flew into the women's bathroom on his sword!"
Zhao Tiezhu gripped his stainless-steel rice spoon, currently his strongest magical treasure, and looked at these "flowers of the motherland" capable of overturning the immortal realm, lost in thought:
How about giving them ten sets of winter vacation homework first?
This is a ridiculous cultivation story about "breaking forbidden arts with square dancing, fighting monsters with nursery-rhyme sound waves, and ultimately saving the world with a senior kindergarten class." After all, in these three realms, the ones who can keep the little brats in line are the real top-tier stars!
The author is very imaginative and super funny