Li Fanchen, a ray of "order" at the beginning of the universe, lived in seclusion on the edge of the universe for a hundred thousand years, just seeking peace and quiet.
Until one day, a reckless "Internet celebrity live broadcast system" forcibly bound him and tried to use electric shock punishment to force him to do tasks.
Li Fanchen frowned: "It's so noisy."
The next second, the system punishment module evaporated on the spot, the core logic collapsed, and it changed from a high-ranking master to a trembling licking dog.
In order to pass the time, Li Fanchen started his "simple" life on the edge of the universe:
When chopping firewood, there must be a perfect fit - so he split the yin and yang of chaos, causing the Ten Thousand Years Sword Emperor to kneel down and realize his enlightenment on the spot.
Writing must be horizontal and vertical - thus suppressing the eternal forbidden area and making the giants of the gods tremble and surrender.
Meals must be eaten with both meat and vegetables - so I cooked the heavenly elixirs, roasted ancient ferocious beasts, and made hundreds of millions of monks cry with greed.
In the live broadcast room, the audience went from initial ridicule to crazy worship.
"Anchor, you call this chopping firewood? You've opened the door to the fairy world!"
"Boss, that weed in your yard seems to be the legendary World Tree..."
"Don't sleep! If you turn over, our galaxy will collapse!"
Li Fanchen looked at the "Taoist" and "Savior" filling the screen, and turned off the live broadcast with a look of disgust:
"As I said, I'm just an ordinary obsessive-compulsive disorder patient. You guys are really annoying."
