The North American Zombie Apocalypse: I’m the Most Ruthless

[A Ridiculous and Hilarious Story]

A zombie virus engulfs the world, and the hopelessly useless North American region falls completely.

Lin Hao returns reborn with a System.

"Riding a pig while chopping up zombies. Who else can do that but me?"

"How about we get a new landlord for North America this time?"

"Who's for it? Who's against it?"

"Anyone against it can go sit at the zombies' table!"

"What does it take to be a Dongda person?"

"The first step to becoming a Dongda person: recite the 99 times table to me in Mandarin."

"What? You can't recite it? Then how are you any different from a zombie?"

[Comedy] [Absurd] [One Heroine] [System] [Zombies]