Stellaris: Restoring the Glory of the Human Federation

Seeing bizarre-looking aliens makes you feel sick. A quick search online tells you it's called “Human Alliance Syndrome.”

Admit it: you simply can't stand those grotesque aliens. They're different from us. You can't stand the disrespect shown to the dead. Today they feed on your family's corpses, and tomorrow they'll make a meal of you. You can't stand having every corner of your life filled with creatures no different from the monsters in ancient legends. We cannot share each other's feelings, and our logic is worlds apart. Coexistence? Absolutely impossible. The time has come to reclaim our ancestors' traditions, dating back to the moment we first joined together and set foot beyond our beautiful blue planet. That word has vanished from our culture for millions of years. But I know it will never disappear from our genes. From the moment our species came down from the trees and walked upon the earth, our fate became inseparable from it. Listen, brothers and sisters! Hear our ancestors calling at Kadesh, between the two rivers, in Egypt, at Changping and Red Cliffs, at Verdun and Normandy, across every landmass and every sea on this planet. In Chinese, English, German, Russian, Galactic Standard, and every language of humanity, they unite in one cry: War! War! War! Brothers and sisters! The time is now! Activate the war protocol and deploy the human legions! We will fight on planets, in nebulae, in hyperspace, and wherever else in the universe we are needed! We fight for the future of humanity!