When I was three years old, I was abducted from an orphanage by a sloppy old Taoist priest.
He said that my bones were amazing and he wanted to teach me peerless martial arts.
As a result, after being locked up in the mountains for twenty years, I learned: Innate Tai Chi (Grandmaster level), global financial trading (Stock God level), hacker attack and defense (Top 10 in the world), traditional Chinese medicine and acupuncture (National master level), eight foreign languages (native level)...
The day before I left the mountain, the old Taoist priest patted me on the shoulder: "Disciple, I still have an identity as a teacher that I haven't mentioned - I am the honorary president of the World Association of Superpowers."
"You hold this 'Almighty Grandmaster's Order' and if you encounter someone you can't defeat, just shake it."
I went down the mountain with the token in hand, ready to enjoy city life.
Then on the first day, he was trapped in a rental house by four stunning beauties.
"We are your second master, third master, fourth master, and fifth master." The leader, the red-lipped lady, flicked the ashes from her cigarette, "The old Taoist priest only taught you the skills of the white way, the underworld - we are here to make up for the lessons."
Three months later.
I saved the market leader with a silver needle in my left hand, and hacked into the international darknet with codes in my right hand. Behind me stood four beautiful masters, and in front of me knelt the leader of a supernatural organization.
The old Taoist priest made a video call: "My good disciple, have you had enough fun? It's time to come back and inherit the position of president of the association."
I looked at the beautiful masters around me, and they all stared at me.
"Um... Master, can I bring my family with me?"
