When he woke up, Li Daode traveled to Heaven, only to find that Heaven was bankrupt and the gods were laid off collectively!
Outside the Nantian Gate, the giant spirit gods robbed people in the street, and the heavenly soldiers fought over half a steamed bun. And he, a mortal with no power to tie a chicken, was pinned to the ground by law enforcement soldiers at the beginning of the game for "possessing prohibited items". The evidence of the crime was the bucket of "Kang Shuaifu" braised beef noodles in his arms.
Seeing that he was about to be executed on the spot, Li Daode's profiteer soul awakened and activated the "Three Realm Grocery Store" connecting the earth!
Since then, a dimensionality reduction attack on feudal immortality cultivation using "technology and ruthless work" has begun!
A pack of spicy sticks caused the law enforcement heavenly soldiers to become confused and go crazy on the spot!
A boss online drama tricked the seven fairies into taking out the Yao Chi flat peaches and crying, asking for a drama membership!
A simple set of clothes-drying poles was struck by Thunder God and Lightning Mother's thunder!
The God of Wealth angrily scolded him for disrupting heaven's financial order. He took out a calculator with his backhand and said, "Your merit algorithm is too backward. Do you want to know more about blockchain?"
Li Jing, the King of Tota, couldn't bear it anymore and resorted to "Skynet" to format the whole audience. However, he calmly turned on the square dance sound, and the song "The Most Dazzling National Style" directly caused the Tiandao system to have a blue screen on the spot!
Looking at King Li Tian who was trembling with anger above the clouds, Li Daode picked up the loudspeaker and issued a soul torture from a mortal:
"Li Tianwang! The firmware of your Qibao Exquisite Tower is too old! I have the latest patch here, and I will give you a film for the five-star review. Do you want to know more about it?"
