Guys, can you believe this? A delivery driver gets crushed while rescuing a cat, then a lousy System forces him to become the savior of four worlds!
Pick one of four classics to bind to? I said I wanted to go home, and the System glitched and selected them all!
The starter pack is killing me: a Tianpeng pig tail that can cook rice, a bootleg Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Daiyu’s handkerchief, and a blank imperial pardon!
First stop, Grand View Garden. I make Baoyu eat a hamburger, Daiyu hears a DJ remix of “Burying the Flowers” and says it slaps, and Sun Wukong gets dragged off by Wang Xifeng to chop wood in the kitchen!
All 108 heroes of Liangshan teleport into the Jia household. Li Kui tramples the peony beds, Lu Zhishen uproots a willow tree in Grand View Garden, and Jia Zheng faints on the spot!
Zhuge Liang reads Dream of the Red Chamber and revises the Jia family’s financial reports, Tang Sanzang starts a crowdfunding campaign for his pilgrimage in Grand View Garden, and Cao Cao sets the garden on fire, only to run into a fire drill!
Daiyu uproots a willow with Plant Physiology, Bajie wins a beatboxing championship with his pig tail, and the sweet-versus-savory zongzi war between the four worlds turns everything upside down!
Only when the System crashes do I find out that an intern at the Literary Management Bureau spilled coffee and caused a massive bug!
Forced to run joint ventures across all four worlds, I turn Liangshan into a resort, set up a travel agency for the pilgrimage crew, and open a consulting firm in the Three Kingdoms. I go from delivery driver to senior property manager for all four worlds!
Nonstop laughs from start to finish, enough to make you pound the table and split your sides. The Four Great Classics get a wild mash-up, the ridiculous System keeps pulling outrageous stunts, and this savior gets forced into the job and still has to make sure everyone gets fed!
