[Transmigration] + [Myriad Worlds chat group] + [Scheming] + [Cultivation] + [Playing It Safe]
Ye Jun, a modern office drone, gets hit by a dump truck on his very first day at work and transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing illegitimate son in the Taihuang Realm.
No talent, no connections, no System, no wise old mentor in his pocket. From the start, his legitimate older brother even kicks him off a cliff. A classic disaster of an opening.
But! At least I have a phone!
The lousy thing somehow connects to something called the Myriad Worlds chat group, where immortals, gods, demons, and ghosts of every kind gather.
The Sword Lord peeps on a fairy bathing. Tell me, who wouldn't call that awesome?
The Great Sage calls me little brother. Anyone got a problem with that?
Duobao hawks Viagra in the Primordial World, and the Eastern Emperor blurts out, “F*** me!”
The Three Pure Ones form an R&B group. Even the Tathagata is left dumbfounded...
Journey to the West... the Heavenly Court... the Immortal Realm... the underworld... Honghuang... Immortals from the Myriad Worlds all tossed into one absurd stew, each more ridiculous than the last.
Staring at a screen full of flame wars, spam, and arguments, Ye Jun's head is spinning.
Is there even one normal person in this group?!
Worst of all, his level is Lv. 0, his only permission is to lurk, and he can send just one message a day.
He's only at the third stage of Body Tempering, and every time he steps out, he runs into a monster and nearly dies on the spot.
But Ye Jun says: no big deal.
Who in their right mind practices Cultivation? Keeping a low profile all the way is the way to go!
Lurk early, play it safe later; flatter the powerful and sneak a few perks.
As long as you cling to the right big shot, ascending is just a matter of seconds!
A good-for-nothing's comeback, a century of hard training, risking death to seize a fortuitous opportunity? Only a fool would do that.
Once your humble servant levels up and gets on good terms with these bigwigs...
I'll keep my head down, build my strength, and stay cautious to the very end
Until one day, the whole Taihuang Realm has to call me
Immortal Ye!
