Shen Qingqiu, a gold medal employee of the Tianxuan Sect's Sword Cultivating Department, is nicknamed the "Walking Air Conditioner". He is famous in the cultivation world for his cold swordsmanship and perfect personality. Until he was forced by the sect to bind a "best partner" named Lu Xingchen——
The former dean of the Alchemy Academy is now the number one salt fish in the sect. His daily routine consists of eating melon seeds, watching short videos, and fishing through live broadcasts. The most outrageous thing is that he live broadcasted the whole process to the entire cultivation world of me being afraid of the dark, drooling when sleeping, and burning my tongue when eating hot pot.
In the Marriage Conference, he used the square dance BGM to defeat the enemy, in the sect competition, he used pesticides to break the formation, and in the Ten Thousand Demonic Abyss trial, he ate hot pot while carrying goods. The aloof persona I had worked hard to maintain for three hundred years was shattered into pieces in front of him.
What's even more frightening is that this poisonous alchemy cultivator actually secretly remembered all my preferences. He protected me when I was injured and even gave up the game. He also gave me a chicken night light and said, "Call me if you're afraid of the dark."
Shen Qingqiu: At first, I just wanted to be untied as soon as the three years were up.
Later——
Lu Xingchen: Senior Brother Shen, the liquidated damages are 50,000 spirit stones. Will you consider renewing the contract?
Shen Qingqiu: ... For another hundred years.
[Modern cultivation background, live broadcast + KPI + social animal cultivation, sand sculpture sweet pet anti-routine, two male protagonists quarrel with each other and favor each other, forced team formation in the early stage, really sweet warning in the later stage!
