Bai Chu was reborn. In his previous life, he was a college student who died after suffering from cancer. In this life, all he wants is the strongest body possible.
But in this modern high-martial-arts era, where martial prowess reigns and the strongest can split mountains, everyone else gets stronger in perfectly normal ways:
Top genius: I train day and night to grasp the supreme fist intent!
Scion of a wealthy family: I blow a fortune on genetic potions!
Top scientist: I put on a mech suit and boost my combat power ten thousandfold!
Meanwhile, Bai Chu, hiding under a young woman's bed with a wrench in hand, stares at the System panel before him and falls into thought.
“Ding! Successfully unclogged a drain. Reward: Qilin Arm purity +10%!”
“Ding! Repaired a high-pressure main water pipe. Reward: God-tier movement art, [Go with the Flow]!”
And so, an oddball appeared at Handong University.
With the martial arts exam approaching, all the other students were in seclusion, while Bai Chu wandered the streets in his water utility company secret identity.
“Classmate, how did your martial arts cultivation advance so quickly?”
“Don't ask. Let's just say the pipes at my place broke, and Bai Chu just fixed them.”
Then one day, Bai Chu faced a god from another race.
The god sneered. “My divine body's meridians are indestructible. How could you possibly break through my defenses?”
Bai Chu weighed the solid-steel wrench in his hand, his eyes glinting with amusement.
“To me, all those meridians and blood vessels in your body are just a pile of rotten plastic pipes overgrown with hair.”
“Blood vessels are pipes too. If it's a pipe, I can fix it.”
“Since you're so badly clogged, I'll help you with a complete demolition!”
One swing of the wrench, and the god fell. The whole world was stunned!
Bai Chu: I'm really just a plumber. And, while I'm at it... I'll fix this broken world too.
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