My name is Wu Wei, 38 years old, and I deliver food.
My client list includes Taotie, Chenghuang, Qilin, and Monkey King.
My mode of transportation is a broken van that knows its way around.
Others are afraid of bad reviews when delivering food, but I am afraid of losing my life when delivering food.
Someone asked me: What's the purpose of dealing with gods and ghosts every day?
I said: There are still 23 years left on the mortgage, my son wants to enroll in a programming class, and my wife has never been happy with me.
Qilin said that he chose me for that shabby car because every time I worked hard, I wanted to go home.
So, don't ask me if I'm afraid of death.
Ask me if I can get home safely tonight.
