On the day I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor said I was mentally stable.
I looked at the wriggling tentacles all over his body and boasted, "Holy light shines" against my will.
Back at school, the entire school broadcast the Awakening Dharma. The school belle's S-class "Holy Lotus Eats Heart" is just a plump sea anemone in my eyes.
I couldn't hold it back, so I rushed up to the stage, picked up the thing, stuffed it into my mouth, and it clicked.
From then on, I became popular.
My classmates said that I could liberate my inner demons with my bare hands and that I was a hidden master. After the director of the Special Administrative Bureau was "operated" by me, he cried and called me master. The king of beasts saw me chewing on exotic beasts and called the devil to come to the world.
Only I know that the aura of this world is the ancient god Papa, the Dharma is a parasite, and ascending means being slaughtered!
While others practice martial arts, I do the cooking. The gods and Buddhas in the sky are full of carbohydrates.
But who can tell me why I became the forbidden Martial God of all mankind by chewing on it?
My name is Lu Feng, a patient with severe delusions in the eyes of a psychiatrist.
He is also the only "sane person" in this crazy world.
When the powerful man known as the "Martial God of the Kingdom" proudly showed me his "golden body of gods" that was as high as ten thousand feet.
I swallowed and took out the cumin powder I brought with me.
"This thing... Can you eat it if you remove the head?"