[Chinese-Style Exorcism] [American-Style Humor] [Everyone's a Capitalist] [Mismatched System] [Absurd Comedy] [Supernatural Martial Arts + Paranormal + Folk Traditions]
After transmigrating to America, Li Peisi awakens a Chinese-Style Exorcism System.
Can he gain Chinese exorcism skills by vanquishing American supernatural evils?
“Vanquish a fox spirit (succubus), gain the skill: Yin-Yang Harmony!”
“Vanquish a blood-hunting owl (vampire), gain the skill: Yin-Yang Eyes!”
“Vanquish a dual-wielding berserker (chainsaw killer), gain the skill: Peachwood Sword Art for Exorcising Evil!”
And so, years later...
Gazing at the goblins, slimes, werewolves, and Jack the Ripper before him, Li Peisi wears a Taoist robe, holding a peachwood sword in one hand and a Bagua compass in the other. Turning to his trembling clients, he says:
“Just so we're clear, this is legitimate American-style exorcism, certified by the New York Police Department.
“Oh, and one more thing: I charge by the minute. Don't even think about shortchanging me!”
Li Peisi thought that with the help of the Exorcism System, he could escape his mountain of debt, pay it all off, and gradually become America's greatest master of Chinese-style exorcism.
But what he never expected was...
“What do you mean my medical loan has an annual interest rate of 1,800 percent? What do you mean I borrow a hundred and you want my house as collateral? What do you mean my predecessor took out a funeral loan to bury his parents?
“You capitalist countries are too evil. Seriously, I need to teach you a lesson!”
With no other choice, to bring capitalism to heel, Li Peisi reluctantly gives up his dream of becoming a master of Chinese-style exorcism.
He joins the New York Police Department and works his way up to becoming America's biggest capitalist!
