In America, What the Hell Is the Chinese Exorcism System?

[Chinese-style exorcism] [American-style humor] [All Capitalists] [Dislocation System] [Abstract Funny] [High Martial Arts + Supernatural + Folklore] Once across the United States, Li Pace awakened to the Chinese exorcism system. Can you get Chinese exorcism skills by destroying American evil spirits? "Destroy the vixen (succubus) and obtain the skill: Yin and Yang complement each other!" "Destroy the blood-hunting owl (vampire) and obtain the skill: Yin-Yang Eyes!" "Destroy the double-sword mad warrior (Chainsaw Massacre) and obtain the skill: Taomu Exorcism Sword Technique!" So many years later... Looking at the goblins, slimes, werewolves and Jack Scissorhands in front of him. Li Peisi was wearing a Taoist priest's uniform, holding a mahogany sword in one hand and a Bagua disk in the other. He said to the shivering employers beside him: "Let me tell you first, this is a serious American exorcism, certified by the New York police. "Oh, by the way, and my exorcisms are charged by the minute, so don't even think about paying less! " … I thought it was based on the exorcism system. Li Pace, who was in huge debt, could turn around, pay off the debt, and step by step become an American master of Chinese exorcism. But what he didn't expect was. "What is the annual interest rate of 1,800 on my medical loan? Why do you mean I want to borrow 100 yuan and you want to use my house as collateral? What does it mean that my predecessor buried my parents and also received a funeral loan? "You capitalist countries are so evil. Really, I have to punish you!" There was no other way. In order to sanction capitalism, Lipes had to reluctantly give up his dream of becoming a master of Chinese exorcism. Join the New York Police Department and become the biggest capitalist in the United States step by step!