I'm Livestreaming Immortal Cultivation in the Modern World

To stay alive, I livestream myself grilling skewers with the Samadhi True Fire, only to get summoned by the authorities for a chat. They point to a star chart and say, "The planet is about to awaken. Billions will die." The viewers across the internet watching my cultivation livestream have become my only mana bar. Now the apocalypse production crew is in position, and the camera is focused on [The Global Rescue Operation].