The Business of Bone and Shell

Name: The Business of Bone and Shell
Author: crossbones

骨壳商途

by crossbones

Status: Completed
Length: 109k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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The Underground Sales Pitch of a Skeleton In this Undertale AU, [Legendary Salesman of 1997] Spamton swaps [bodies] with a [skeleton], but instead of landing in trouble, he smells [the opportunity of a lifetime]. He chooses the fiery [skeleton brothers] as his partners, repackages his obsession with [capturing humans] as a business venture, and starts preparing a [Human-Capturing Training Camp]. He turns the [spaghetti stand] into a storefront and promotes his own brand. With absurd marketing, he gets his start in Snowdin and launches a [business boom] that sweeps across the Underground.

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