The most satisfying face-slap is being able to fulfill every condition you set on the spot.
When a gold-digger at a matchmaking dinner started firing off one demand after another, Lin Hua, who had just been laid off and returned to his hometown, smiled.
A cold notification sounded in his mind:
[Harsh real-world conditions detected. Triggering the “Life Assistance System”]
[Matching for you: 1 luxury home in North Bay Residential Complex, 1 Xiaomi SU7, 388,000 yuan in cash]
[All rewards have been issued. Please complete the face-slapping on the spot]
The next second
A bank deposit notification appeared, an electronic property certificate popped up, and a car purchase contract was generated.
Under the astonished gaze of the entire restaurant, the unemployed young man who had been mocked as “less useful than a dog fresh out of college” slowly raised his head.
“Everything you asked for, I have.”
“But do you deserve me now?”
It all began at a matchmaking dinner, as a stunning comeback that would upend everyone’s expectations roared into motion.
His relatives suspected he was renting a car to show off? He took his parents straight to claim the top-floor penthouse in the county’s most expensive residential complex.
A rich kid at a class reunion bragged about his family’s connections? The very next day, his family’s hotel quietly changed owners.
The local business community joined forces to shut him out? He struck back with a high-tech restaurant that swept the city, leaving every established restaurant empty.
But no one knew
This was only the tip of the iceberg of what the System had unlocked.
Once the money game grew dull, a hidden world of “Awakened Ones,” “ancient martial arts families,” and even “interstellar civilizations” began to reveal itself, layer by layer, as his bank balance grew.
“So, does anyone else want to set some conditions?”
“I’m not good at much, but I’m especially good at... meeting expectations.”
