"Boss, this leather sofa is only 500 when it's ninety-nine new? I missed it!"
In the online video, the spirited young man excitedly took pictures of the second-hand sofa he just bought.
In the live broadcast room, Gu Ming put out the cigarette in his hand and said calmly:
"Brother, I would like to advise you that this kind of sofa is not called furniture in our industry, it is called a 'double coffin'."
"You'd better pray that whatever's inside hasn't woken up yet."
The whole Internet mocked him for pretending to be a ghost, until the young man didn't believe it and opened the sofa——
Thick lime powder was scattered, and a pale and swollen hand slowly stretched out...
On the first day after inheriting the funeral parlor, Gu Ming was forced to open the Yin Yang Ferry APP.
Reader comments
Mark. . .
There are no highlights, and the writing is also inconsistent. One second the police said there was no ghost, and the next second he recognized the protagonist's address and named the protagonist's elder.
Oh my God, it's so outrageous. After finding the protagonist, he said that the special department was understaffed, and that the protagonist's elder was the most famous gentleman in this area [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]
Ai ai, oh, there is no need for these things to come out, right?
Mark. . .
There are no highlights, and the writing is also inconsistent. One second the police said there was no ghost, and the next second he recognized the protagonist's address and named the protagonist's elder. Oh my God, it's so outrageous. After finding the protagonist, he said that the special department was understaffed, and that the protagonist's elder was the most famous gentleman in this area [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]
Ai ai, oh, there is no need for these things to come out, right?
Super cool author, cheers