I'm Just a Caregiver, So Why Are You Asking Me to Teach a Mental Patient Cultivation?

Chen Xuan interviews for a caretaker position at a top-tier psychiatric hospital. On his first day, he gets bound to the Strongest Sect System.

The System tells him: This isn't a hospital, but the hidden sect known as the Heavenly Dao Sect. These aren't psychiatric patients, but peerless experts whose cultivation has gone wrong!

He looks at Patient A, eating grass; Patient B, trying to leap from a building to ascend to immortality; and Patient C, who claims to be the Jade Emperor.

Chen Xuan has an epiphany: “Got it. These are powerful masters who failed their tribulations!”

Inside a hospital room, a patient with bipolar disorder dances wildly, wielding a toilet brush.

Chen Xuan, eyes full of admiration: “What a superb Taiyi Radiant Sword technique! Senior, let me protect you while you cultivate!” (He gives him a sedative.)

[Ding! Congratulations, Sect Master! You've successfully calmed a sword saint who had gone berserk. Reward: Perfect Sword Insight!]

In the intensive care unit, a group of patients kneel around a rice cooker and worship it.

Chen Xuan, completely serious: “Silence! This is a sacred alchemy site. No noise allowed! Hey, you, turn up the heat!” (He plugs it in.)

A year later, the supernatural returns to the world, and demons run rampant.

As the special forces are driven back at the hospital gates, Chen Xuan emerges with his “patient squad.”

“Disciples, hear my command! Today we rid the world of demons and uphold the Way! You're discharged!”

That day, the whole world goes crazy: You call this a mental hospital?