"This interviewer, please sit tight. Blood is dripping on the mahogany table. Your performance will be deducted for cleaning."
In 2026, weirdness revives and horror sweeps reality. When the whole human race was running away in unknown fear and lingering in the screams, Chen Heishui, a former layoff expert in large factories, pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and looked at the ghosts and monsters in the city, which made Heshan smile.
"Perfect cost-free labor - no food and grass consumption, no social security payments, no compensation for work-related injuries, specially designed for KPIs."
[Black-Hearted Boss System] Awakens, Chen Heishui never sees monsters, only residual value and walking KPIs, and the strange world style is completely deviated:
Midnight bell? He was hired to be the [Chief Telemarketing Specialist]. If his performance was not up to standard, he would receive electrotherapy. He would jump off a building to be a bad guy? Hired as the security captain and voice-activated light, he stands guard 24 hours a day without touching anything; a female ghost with a gaping mouth? He was sent to be a medical beauty consultant and his good looks could be used to earn millions a month.
Chu Hongling, the fierce ghost in red, rushed towards him, and Chen Ye slapped the "007 Struggler Agreement" with his backhand: "Want to take revenge and reach the top? Sign it, work overtime in exchange for resources, performance is tied to strength, one-stop closed loop."
From acquiring an unfinished haunted house as a headquarters, to establishing a zombie cold chain to monopolize Yin-Yang logistics; from locking Cthulhu into a tidal energy generator, to tricking vampires into working, Chen Heishui's "Yin-Yang Capital Empire" has steadily expanded.
Many years later, the gods came to harvest the world. Chen Heishui stood on the top of the Heishui Building and said calmly: "There are no gods and Buddhas in this world, only employees within the establishment. I heard that you are very strong in resisting pressure? We are short of executives who are responsible for hard-core KPIs."
[Tag] Urban imagination | Business development | Black humor | Workplace rectification | Sinister
