I, An Xiaoxiao, graduated from college and am academically successful.
Life goal: Find a scumbag and have a perfect relationship.
So, I targeted the most promiscuous scumbag in the school.
He said he wanted to try my "milk", so I sent three large boxes of Inner Mongolia high-fat pure milk overnight.
He hinted to me that the microphone would be "wet", so I sent him an industrial-grade moisture-proof agent and a thermohygrometer.
He invited me to watch a nightclub movie called "Touch Me", and I slapped him with my backhand: "Why are you tickling me?"
Ten days, only ten days.
With a pale face, he submitted his resignation and fled to the mountains to recuperate.
The whole internet is laughing: "Academic Daji is so scary!"
Until one day, he blocked me in an alley and said in a hoarse voice:
"An Xiaoxiao, I beg you, please let me go!"
"You're not trying to fall in love, you're trying to kill me!"
Well, the image of him in my mind is no longer perfect!
But it doesn't matter…
There are thousands of scumbags in the world. If that doesn't work, why don't I change them?
