Want to Be My Princess's Dog? Roll! I'm a Man

[Male dressing up as woman + two-way time travel + hilarious palace fights + the number one cool article on female channels] On the first day of time travel, I touched my crotch in disbelief. Empty. I was so angry that I deposed the envoys of the great powers on the spot. Shouting: No one can have what I don't have. The whole palace was shocked. Behind your back, people say I am a lunatic and a peach-picking princess who is hostile to you! However, one month later. The prince cornered me, his face as red as a monkey's butt: "Wan'er, eldest brother was not good to you in the past, but from now on... Eldest brother will protect you!" The fourth prince rushed up and pushed him away: "Get out! Wan'er is my biological sister!" Other princes are also vying to be my dearest brother! Beihu Khan's letter asking for his favor also arrived, not one letter, but a box. There is also a sentence: "Whatever you want, I will snatch it away and give it to you. As long as you are my woman." The Son of God of Tianshan used his sword to chop words on Huashan Mountain: "If you don't marry, I will destroy all the men in the world, leaving you with no choice!" Scholars and talents from all over the world jointly appealed, and tens of thousands of people wrote in blood, begging me to be their big sister and lead them to glory. He said that as long as I nodded, they could be my dogs. I looked at the men all over the world and fell silent. Then, I laughed. I stood on the tower, facing the crowd below, cleared my throat, and shouted with the loudest voice in my life: "I'm sorry, brothers-" "I can't meet your conditions!" "Because!" "I am also a man."